Life's too short to be anything but happy.

you know what should be a thing? like, marriage, except it’s for friends 

and you have this big ceremony thing where all your friends and family are there and you say that you wanna be best bros for life and shit

and on the night of the ceremony you dont have sex but you get a hotel room and eat pizza and play video games or have a marathon of your favourite tv show and then you go on a bronymoon

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I’ve been on my laptop, doing papers for Uni for almost two weeks now and I can’t even open my eyes normally anymore. I look so high.

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I’ve actually never watched Eurovision in my whole life, but I knew it’d be funny to watch it with you, Tumblr.

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